“In the heat of the action, that is what Mr. I mean, sure? Regular people could just as easily try to use each other as trampolines if they weren’t cowards with bodies full of easily burst organs.
“As a rule, any marriage in which one partner can willingly cry out to the other, ‘Trampoline me!’ inspires only envy and awe.”
To his credit, he doesn’t just seem to be pant-snortingly horny - he genuinely seems to be envious of the Incredible parents and their fictional marriage, all steamed and hard for their bedroom gymnastics and commitment to each other.